Wife: Hey, you've been parasailing before, is it scary?
Me: You going parasailing?
Wife: No, but my friend is and she wants to know if it's scary.
Me: Well, you went skydiving with me, it's less scary than that.
Wife. Okay, so from zero to skydiving, how scary is it?
Me: So is the scale numbers or words?
Wife: Zero would be like lying on the floor.
Me: Like a four? Three?
Later:
Wife: She wants to keep the scale to more of a zero to Drop Zone.
This is why I love both of you. And your children.
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